Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and watch for large reptiles.
--Wildcat Rock Machine
1) "L'Eroica" is Italian for:
--The Erotic
--The Bold
--The Beautiful
--The Eroica
2) According to Outside Magazine's Facebook friends, I am a hipster.
--True
--False
(Al Spinks)
3) Who is Al Spinks?
--The first Canadian to ride Paris-Roubaix, in 1939
--Chris Froome's asthma specialist
--A wealthy Texan with a penchant for wooden bicycles
--He's whoever you want him to be
4) Motor vehicles are forbidden on this trail. Why are they driving here?
--Google Maps directed them onto it
--They're looking for lost keys
--They're looking for a bathroom
--They wanted to take a hike but they're afraid of rabid coyotes
5) How many human rabies cases are reported annually in the United States?
--1,000 to 3,000
--100 to 300
--75-100
--1 to 3
6) What is this bar called?
--The Biplane
--The Hoverbar
--The Double-Decker
--The Rivendon't
7) Skitching is out; _____________ is in.
--"subway surfing"
--"riding up escalators"
--"intentionally loosening your stem bolts"
--"riding without a saddle"
8) What is he thinking about?
--His new Portland luxury apartment
--How he's going to get the drivetrain grease out of his shirt
--What's making his hair stand up
--What a fucking hipster Bike Snob is
***Special I-Have-No-Idea-Whether-This-Is-A-Joke-Or-Not-Themed Bonus Video!***
Waiting for the Zwift-specific helmet.
from Bike Snob NYC https://ift.tt/2Joz7BS
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