At this point he is officially inside the DNA of cycling.
Speaking of people who wear yellow, despite all my wisecracks about the Tour de France I'd probably be watching if only I have the time. Alas, I do not, so at this point if I've got a couple hours it's either watch the Tour or go ride a bike, and obviously given the choice i'm going to opt for the latter. Still, I like to scan the results, and I see that over the weekend Chris Froome managed to close a monster gap after a wheel change:
Froome was 45 seconds behind his rivals at one point but managed to close the gap with a huge effort and some vital help from his teammate, including Mikel Landa, who dropped back to ensure Froome was back on before the top of the climb. Froome later suggested he had suffered a broken spoke in his wheel. It could have cost him the race.
So at this point it's safe to assume he was tired, feigned a "broken spoke," and received one of those electromagnetic wheels from his teammate, yes?
Sure he did.
Hey, there are some pretty sleek and unobtrusive settings out there:
Now who's being naive?
Meanwhile the supervillain in charge of Team Sky has gone Full Trump with the media:
When Ryan asked Brailsford what parts of the piece before the Tour de France he considered inaccurate, Brailsford replied: "I'm not getting into that. It was opinion, you write shit.
“We make ourselves available, we answer all the questions and you write this shit.”
The heated exchanged continued. Ryan suggested that the only other person to act like this (with the media) was Bruyneel when he barred Sporza at the 2009 Tour de France.
Brailsford replied: “Are you accusing me of running a doping programme as well?”
Ryan said: “Well, UK Anti-Doping are investigating that...”
At that point Brailsford said, “You can stick it up your arse” and walked off.
I'm assuming "You can stick it up your arse" is Brailsford confirming the doping program, which must involve administering HGH suppositories.
In other technology news, mountain biking now "requires" more gizmos than a rider can operate at one time, and to that end we now have the "Kill Switch:"
“Let me show you how it works. The Kill Switch is mounted between the dropper post and the rear shock. Before climbing just raise your saddle and Kill Switch will lock your shock. When ready to descend, drop your saddle, and Kill Switch will unlock your shock."
Between the inherent phallocentrism of mountain biking and the direction he's pointing it's difficult to tell whether he's talking about the Kill Switch or his bro's perineum.
Because the perineum is also located between the "dropper post" and the "rear shock."
Medically speaking, of course.
"Now we’re ready to ride faster and smoother.”
He then points to another bro descending a smooth and gentle grade you'd never be able to ride on a regular bicycle:
At this rate here's your mountain bike in ten years:
Lastly, Outside ran my latest column last Friday, and once again I couldn't resist browsing the comments on their Facebook:
The latest issue of the magazine may contain thrilling stories of avalanches and near-death experiences:
Yet oddly a surprising number of Outside readers seem horrified at the prospect of a woman piloting a bakfiets full of children through the mean streets of Portland, OR:
Jason Melchior That just looks irresponsible. But hey...I'm not a complete cyclist.
Michael L. McClung Stupid and dangerous for kids when these people ride those contraptions in traffic.
James Keith Mowdy Potential serious injury.
I bet they all shop at Best Made.
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