You've had a long week, I've had a long week, so I'm going to spare you the quiz and dismiss you early.
But first, click on over to Outside and read my latest column, which is all about using your bike to do stuff:
Even the most "epic" Fondo, gravel-grinder, or bikepacking expedition isn't so much a feat as it is a vacation, and the true cycling accomplishment is Getting Shit Done.
And if you're not tired of me yet (as if), when you're done with that you can hop on over to the Bike Forecast and read all about how I nearly died of heatstroke in a botched attempt at day-drinking:
Notice the deer is wearing one of those performance-enhancing ear tags:
Speaking of the Turbine (as I was yesterday), do you notice anything?:
No? Look closer:
Here's a pop quiz:
The Turbine nasal-dilating athletic performance system resembles:
--A penis
--A uterus and ovaries
--The Ebola virus
--All of the above
Small, medium, and large sizes indeed.
Okay, you're now free to go. Enjoy the weekend, ride safe, and enjoy riding safely this weekend.
Yours and so forth,
--Wildcat Rock Machine
Here's a pop quiz:
The Turbine nasal-dilating athletic performance system resembles:
--A penis
--A uterus and ovaries
--The Ebola virus
--All of the above
Small, medium, and large sizes indeed.
Okay, you're now free to go. Enjoy the weekend, ride safe, and enjoy riding safely this weekend.
Yours and so forth,
--Wildcat Rock Machine
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